Tuesday’s Andrea Mitchell Reports was off-the-heezy when MSNBC homegirl Andrea Mitchell — or A-Meezy — breathlessly reported, “Fo shizzle? Did Snoop Dogg really just endorse Ron Paul!?” Oh no she didn’t!

Snoop Dogg — the undisputed voice of the people — has voiced his support for a GOP candidate. On Sunday, the rapper and actor posted an image of Ron Paul to Facebook, accompanied by the gentle suggestion to “Smoke Weed Everyday.” Snoop captioned the image with a simple “because I said so.”

Tonight’s Hannity boasted a fairly special interview, and one of those rare occurrences where two people who disagree on most everything about politics can get together and debate passionately without lacking in warmth. The guest? Russell Simmons, rap mogul turned Occupy Wall Street sympathizer who came on the program to argue the merits of the movement to a skeptical Hannity, and wound up trying to defend a comment that Hannity was “more gangsta” than Snoop Dogg.

Once upon a time, Comedy Central broadcast the New York Friar’s Club Roasts which were typically biting but, in accordance with the saying “We only roast the ones we love,” still fairly good natured (unless you’re Chevy Chase). Ever since the cable channel started producing their own roasts, however, they’ve selected some roastees who command less respect in the comedy or entertainment worlds, thus removing any need for the roasters to hold back in the slightest. Take for example the upcoming roast of Donald Trump. There is absolutely no reason for anyone on that stage to pretend to like Donald Trump. To preview the resulting firestorm, a brief clip has been released by Comedy Central showing a particularly harsh barb launched at the magnate by none other than…Snoop Dogg?

Out of left field, it’s Alan Simpson with the best clip you’ll see all day. The former Wyoming senator and current co-chairman of President Obama’s deficit commission was on Fox News Monday night, talking about the elderly and Social Security, but he made an epic turn midstream, and ended up on the grandkids and their pop culture. Now don’t be fooled by Simpson’s age and think he’s not fully tapped in to what the kids are listening to. He gets it. Oh, how it gets it. He knows “they’re walking on their pants with the cap on backwards listening to the enema man and Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg.”

Esquire, Fortune, Playboy, Vanity Fair, New York: End the War on Christmas Magazine Covers! Who knows, magazines might even increase those newsstand sell-through numbers that are all doing so terribly if they just get back into the holiday spirit. To make a case, we’ve collected the Top 20 Christmas Magazine Covers of All Time.