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Had just about enough of Charlie Sheen‘s antics? Too bad. Spike TV (home of the best show ever) and Taiwanese video sensation Next Media Animation are combining forces to present Charlie Sheen’s Winningest Moments – a half-hour special chronicling Sheen’s horrifying downward spiral most hilarious moments.

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This past weekend, song and dance man and frequent award show emcee Neil Patrick Harris showed up to host Spike TV‘s Video Game Awards and in the process mocked his own past show opening numbers. After a 60 second choreographed dance, Harris arrived on the scene, declared “what the #%$& do you think this is . . . the Tony’s” and discharged a hail of bullets leaving dead dancers everywhere.

It’s official: coal miners in danger are the new vampires. With the rescue footage from Chile getting boffo ratings, we can all expect a deluge of sexy coal miner books, coal miner Halloween costumes, and, eventually, a terrible coal miner comedy made with the belief that merely mentioning something famous is all you need for a joke. But, first, we’ve got to get a coal miner reality series and, fortunately, that’s what Spike TV is giving us with Coal, a new series announced today. What wonderful timing!

It was an irresistible story. A gay-hookup site called ManCrunch submitted an ad to CBS for inclusion during the Super Bowl. The company leaks to the media that they expect to be turned down because the ad includes two men kissing and CBS instantly became the villain in the annual ritual of Super Bowl ad drama.