In a blistering review, famed film critic Roger Ebert slammed the much anticipated sequel The Twilight Saga: New Moon in the Chicago Sun Times. Though to be fair, there were many soundbites to choose from, including “The characters in this movie should be arrested for loitering with intent to moan.” See them all after the jump.

First: Twilight New Moon, Robert Pattinson, Bella, are Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart engaged, Twilight slash fanfic. Muggles? Now that I’ve gotten that off my chest, have you noticed that in the wake of The Twilight Saga: New Moon’s premiere, there are an awful lot of Twilight-related articles gumming up the Internet lately? Why is that?