Just kidding! What, he can joke about killing a frog and I can't joke about him having a vagina? Whatever. It's Friday. I can do what I want. IT'S A FREE COUNTRY! IT'S IN THE 9/12 MANIFESTO!* You know what else is in the Manifesto? Number 3 from the 9/12 Manifesto: "I must always try to be a more honest person than I was yesterday." LYING ABOUT BOILING A FROG ISN'T HONEST THERE, GLENNER! Anyhow. Hear me out. What did Megan Fox say again? "Men are scared of vaginas. And then when you give them a powerful, confident vagina, they’re terrified.” Now, permit me, for a moment, to engage in a light substitution: "Dems are scared of Glenn Beck. And then when you give them a powerful, confident Glenn Beck, they’re terrified." (more...)

Remember yesterday's ridiculous Vagina Dentata shirt from Top Shop that all of you thought I was just making up as an excuse to write about Megan Fox? Ha! That thing was NO accident and I can prove it — with photo stills from Top Shop's very own website. (more...)

Megan Fox, a favorite of ours around here, set, er, tongues wagging about her quote for Rolling Stone magazine about her "powerful vagina." The comment was in context of Fox talking about how she learned to "harness her sexuality" which we now bring to you in full:

"What you do is harness your sexuality and use it to control your destiny...That's what can can happen when a girl or woman is completely in charge of her sexuality and embraces the power of her vagina. It intimidates men - not all, but some. Men are scared of vaginas. And then when you give them a powerful, confident vagina, they're terrified."

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