What do you do if you get an email from someone named “Boehner” with the subject line “Gone ‘Soft?’”

You reply, “Nope, strong like bull!” and put it in the “spam” folder with all of the other pitches for cheap Viagra substitutes. In perhaps the least self-aware move in the history of new media, Speaker John Boehner‘s office sent out a “Speaker Alert” email with just that subject line, pegged to remarks by President Obama in an interview last week.

No, it’s not the world’s worst Billy Joel song. The “black frame of mind” is terrible, according to noted black-mindframe expert (and most-influential conservative) Rush Limbaugh. Skipping over the absurdly racist notion that there’s a monolithic black frame of mind, and the absurdity of Rush Limbaugh trashing the President for not doing enough for black people, you’ve got to hear what Rush thinks is really bothering “them”: Tiger Woods isn’t involved with “their” women.