Breaking! Wolf Blitzer Knows What Marijuana Smells Like

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Wolf Blitzer made a stunning revelation to the nation last night when he revealed that he knew what marijuana smelled like. In what at first seemed to be playful banter between Blitzer, Jessica Yellin, and Lou Dobbs, Blitzer dropped the bombshell that he would “know what [marijuana] would smell like.”

What impact will this have on Blitzer’s reputation? Lou Dobbs? What about CNN itself, and even the future of the Republic?