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Bill O’Reilly: The Only Person Weeping Over Kim Jong-il’s Death Is His Hairdresser

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Fox News’s Bill O’Reilly appeared on Fox and Friends Monday morning and opined that the late North Korean leader Kim Jong-il was in Hell and footage of the North Koreans weeping was a fraud. “If there is an after life, I wouldn’t want to be this guy. All right? He’s a little warm right now,” O’Reilly snarked. “Put those weeping ladies up. The seven ladies they’re paying to weep in North Korea.”

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Steve Doocy noted the video of North Koreans crying uncontrollably was aired on state-run TV.

“I guarantee you, ladies and gentlemen, they have been paid with hamburgers,” O’Reilly surmised. “There is no food in that country. All right? So they said hey, we need, what is it, eight leaping ladies, in the Christmas song. We need weeping ladies and there they are. Is there one tear? Do you see one tear? I see no tears.”

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“The only person sad is this person’s hairdresser,” O’Reilly continued. “Have you seen this guy’s hair? What was that going on there? Look, let’s just be very, very clear that this was a tyrant. This was was a killer, a murderer, enslaved his people, starved his own people. Nobody knows what’s going to happen in that back water now, but they do have nuclear weapons, so you have to watch them. It’s like a crazy guy with a knife on the subway. There is nothing you can really do to him, but you have to contain him. You have to watch every move he makes. That’s what we’re doing.”

Watch O’Reilly’s snarky take on the North Korean leader’s demise below via Fox News:

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  • Anonymous

    ‘Billo the clown’ must look at other News programs other than his own. perhaps that will broaden his horizon. 

  • Gloves A. Donahue

    Was he a pinhead or a blooter?

  • Gloves A. Donahue

    Everybody needs some broads on their horizon.

  • david r

    You know, when BillO goes down for the count, there will be real tears.  In addition to the hired mourners.

  • The Real Royal Emperor

    Geez, Bill-o, it took you all night to come up with that? The batteries must be low this morning.

  • Anonymous

    Sorry! I can’t help you find them.

  • Anonymous

    Bill will be performing Wednesday night at Giggles Comedy Club in Saugus, Maryland, north of Boston, right off southbound Route 1. Giggles is in the Prince Pizzaria.  Come for the comedy, stay for the pizza buffet.  The first 20 through the doors will get an autographed “I’m With Pinhead” t-shirt.  

  • Anonymous

    and the thousands of brain washed citizens in that country. 

  • 12voltman1

    Giggles Comedy Club in Saugus.
     I live Nashville. But I think I been there..Isn’t that the leaning tower of pizza Place?

  • 12voltman1

    This one too!

  • 12voltman1

    Are you Julia, “The Heroine”; O’Brien, from Orwell’s 1984?

  • expatpatriot

    If there were but true. I’m pretty certain that there are millions of people in North Korea weeping miserably over the loss of their Dear Leader. More frighteningly, millions who would obey a command to swarm over the border with South Korea later today if it came from an official source.

    O’Reilly underestimates (more correctly discounts) the effects of decades of thought control and what it has apparently done to the Korean people.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_IC7HRBJRXKA7IKTTZS5W3UIECQ Agent of Truth

    HHHHhhhhhhmmmmm…… I wonder if Bill can snort as much cocaine in five minutes as Glenn Beck???

  • expatpatriot

    Nope. Garden-variety, underbelly-of-the-wingnutariat nitwit.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_45S32GWGDRUJIL6E2U4HOZW4BM Bob

    Pity Ed McMahon is dead – BillO needs someone to pay to laugh at his jokes.

  • Anonymous

    LOL

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