Chelsea Clinton announced this morning that she was leaving NBC to focus on her work at the Clinton Foundation, and to also prepare for her role as the Immaculate Mother of the Holy Clinton Infant.
Clinton, who joined NBC as a special correspondent with little journalistic experience and a controversially disproportionate salary, told People Magazine that she was sad to step down from her post, but she needed to prepare for
Hillary 2016 her new role as a mother.
“Chelsea’s storytelling inspired people across the country and showcased the real power we have as individuals to make a difference in our communities,” an NBC executive told People. “While she will be missed, we look forward to working with her in the future.”
On a separate but related note, Clinton and Mezvinsky have decided not to learn the baby’s gender in advance, but rest assured, it shall be your divine ruler one day.
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