Watch Kelly Ripa Try To Determine The Length Of Regis Philbin’s Penis

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by Jon Bershad | 12:42 pm, July 5th, 2011

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A recent study in Korea has been released that claims to find a correlation between the length of the index finger on a man’s right hand and the length of his penis. If the index finger is shorter than the man’s ring finger, there’s a good chance his penis may be longer.

I know what you just did. Yes, you the reader. If you are a man, upon reading the previous two sentences, you quickly looked at your own hand to see how you measure up. Don’t worry. Anyone with a penis reacts the same exact way to this news. And anyone without a penis quickly finds the nearest man to test them. That’s what Kelly Ripa did. It just so happened that, when she heard the news, she was on live tv and the nearest man was Regis Philbin.

So, how did Philbin do? Well, after checking his hand, Ripa discovered that his index finger was indeed shorter than his ring finger. Looking over the study, Philbin replied “It actually makes me feel pretty good.”

I know what you just did there too. Upon reading those last two sentences, you quickly opened up another tab on your Internet browser so you can stop imagining Regis Philbin’s penis. Again, this is a completely natural reaction.

Watch the clip from ABC below:

(h/t Gawker)

Kelly Ripa, Live with Regis and Kelly, Penis size, Regis Philbin

Emma

This has to be one of the MOST lame posts on Mediaite.
Nature Freak

Didn’t Mike Douglas do the index finger test with Zsa Zsa Gabor’s help on The Mike Douglas Show back in 1965?

Maybe it was Jack Paar and Miss Monitor.

I am not sure of the test results.
Nature Freak

Pat Robertson used to do the penis index finger test on The 700 Club with Jim Bakker. Was an overused bit, as they did the test almost every week.
Nature Freak

The Penis Index Finger Test was one of the reasons Jack Paar walked off the Tonight Show.
Paul G

I can see BoomMoronalaka, Skyfet and mediadoubt…all ‘sharing’ their hand pics…….
Azarkhan

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http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_EDUCATION_UNION_OBAMA?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2011-07-04-18-04-01

Color me stunned.
Tedderman

An utterly meaningless study if the Koreans didn’t include other nationalities, as this may be a characteristic of Asian men only. However if they bothered to check with, oh say, men of my ethnicity, they could further validate their study.
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Guilty
illusive man

Tedderman said:
men of my ethnicity

Since when is being a goat considered an ethnicity?

“Watch Kelly Ripa Try To Determine The Length Of Regis Philbin’s Penis”
Right, Kelly. Like you don’t already know.
Nature Freak

Emma said:
This has to be one of the MOST lame posts on Mediaite.

I find this entire Penis Index Finger Test story to be limp and flaccid. Short as well.
Perdido

Don’t all men have a longer ring finger than index finger? And isn’t just the opposite true for women?
Nature Freak

Perdido said:
Don’t all men have a longer ring finger than index finger? And isn’t just the opposite true for women?

Normally but not always. I read online about a serious study which correlated a higher possibility for being transsexual with people who have atypical gender specific ring/index lengths.

I will have to Google this and find a link.
Tedderman

Illusionboy
Since when is being a goat considered an ethnicity?

Your attempt at humor is likely as flacid as Regis’ penis. But keep trying, you’re usually funnier when you don’t try at all.
Nature Freak

Perdido, check out these links.

http://www.slate.com/id/1004978/

http://www.lauras-playground.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=32475

It is a controversial subject.
Perdido

It’s safer to just tell the girl you’ve got a big one, and ask her to trust you.
illusive man

Tinymember
Your attempt at humor is likely as flacid as Regis’ penis. But keep trying, you’re usually funnier when you don’t try at all.

Relax,Goat. No need to bleat with angry frustration. I’m just teasing the livestock,mkay.
CAconservative

Isn’t Rippa married to a Latino?
http://justplaythegame.us JustPlayTheGame

Just shows why we need to turn off the tv and get out more..
Just my Opinion

Wouldn’t it be easier to just use a damn ruler?