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Jon Stewart Tries To Bang Out A Bin Laden Porn Story But Other News Distracts Him

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Jon Stewart was eager to unload a series of porn-related jokes given the news that a stash of pornography was found inside Osama bin Laden’s compound. And he was able to pump one out, suggesting that with so much porn, “even before Navy seals shot out his eye, Osama bin Laden was probably going blind anyway.” Yet an avalanche of more current news dampened Stewart’s parade.

From Donald Trump and Mike Huckabee both announcing they were not running for President, to the head of the IMF being involved in an alleged sexual assault, Stewart kept trying to squeeze in a return to Bin Laden, but the news was happening too quick for him to be able to shoot out anymore porn jokes. Instead, he returned to the Common controversy, which he debated earlier with Bill O’Reilly, and noticed how on Huckabee’s Fox News show, singer Ted Nugent appeared and sang a song with naughty words in it that should have, at the very least, made some at Fox News blush.

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  • http://crpa.co Ron C. de Weijze

    What is the difference? It is the wholeness and the integrity of one culture, assimilating whatever it can get as accommodation and what Common does is not that, but what Nugent does, is. Whatever the content. Because going against the value of your main office (whoever the president), is not about your culture but about getting it all in your own backyard and into your hands, from whatever is out there.

  • Barack Must Go

    What Stewart is doing here is shitting on America by once more lying about what is really wrong with race relations in this country, especially as they pertain to the racist, black husband & wife team living in our White House.

    Ted Nugent did not address Obama in his rant because Barack is black, he addressed him the same as Hillary, as a democrat. Stewart knows this, but jerks himself off anyway while implying what went on on the NJ Turnpike, that black activist fugitive breaking out of jail, fleeing to Cuba, Common visiting her, naming his daughter after her, and harboring ( spreading ) hatred of the white man in the black community is the same.

    It’s not the same…it’s total left wing bomb thrower bullshit.

    So the next time the white pigs blow away a jitterbugging kid in some American ghetto because that kid is feeling a bit too self righteous for his years, blame Stewart, Common and the racist, first black president along with his equally racist wife…….the white pig was just doing his job.

  • THE REAL ROYAL KING

    Barack Must Go said:
    What Stewart is doing here is shitting on America by once more lying about what is really wrong with race relations in this country, especially as they pertain to the racist, black husband & wife team living in our White House.

    Ted Nugent did not address Obama in his rant because Barack is black, he addressed him the same as Hillary, as a democrat. Stewart knows this, but jerks himself off anyway while implying what went on on the NJ Turnpike, that black activist fugitive breaking out of jail, fleeing to Cuba, Common visiting her, naming his daughter after her, and harboring ( spreading ) hatred of the white man in the black community is the same.

    It’s not the same…it’s total left wing bomb thrower bullshit.

    So the next time the white pigs blow away a jitterbugging kid in some American ghetto because that kid is feeling a bit too self righteous for his years, blame Stewart, Common and the racist, first black president along with his equally racist wife…….the white pig was just doing his job.

    Last night, the “American Experience” had a wonderfully well researched and presented piece on the Freedom Riders, true modern American heroes. The two hours passed too shortly. When you see these wonderful, beautiful, intelligent, articulate, motivated, inspired young American men and women being beaten into pulp, within inches of their very lives, when you see the likes of Bull Connor, John Patterson, Ross Barnett joined by their Cracker Cohorts brutally attacking these young men and women simply for wanting to integrate the interstate transportation system, when you see these young men and women carted off to to the hell of Parchman Prison for asserting their rights, then you can only hold the historical revisionists like Haley Barbour, Trent Lott, a goodly portion of today’s Republican party, and you and your ilk here in the most brazen contempt. The good news is, try as you might to reduce our President and his family into some 1930′s racial stereotype, try as you might to switch the topic to faux reverse discrimination, try as you might to dismiss the struggles that continue even today and to diminish those working to bring America into its wondrous fullness, the great, grand sweep of American history will unmask your racism and defeat your efforts to take America back to a time that ill-defined and shamed us. American Exceptionalism is relentless in its advance, and you and your ilk are destined to be crushed by it.

  • Barack Must Go

    THE REAL ROYAL KING said:
    Last night, the “American Experience” had a wonderfully well researched and presented piece on the Freedom Riders, true modern American heroes. The two hours passed too shortly. When you see these wonderful, beautiful, intelligent, articulate, motivated, inspired young American men and women being beaten into pulp, within inches of their very lives, when you see the likes of Bull Connor, John Patterson, Ross Barnett joined by their Cracker Cohorts brutally attacking these young men and women simply for wanting to integrate the interstate transportation system, when you see these young men and women carted off to to the hell of Parchman Prison for asserting their rights, then you can only hold the historical revisionists like Haley Barbour, Trent Lott, a goodly portion of today’s Republican party, and you and your ilk here in the most brazen contempt. The good news is, try as you might to reduce our President and his family into some 1930’s racial stereotype, try as you might to switch the topic to faux reverse discrimination, try as you might to dismiss the struggles that continue even today and to diminish those working to bring America into its wondrous fullness, the great, grand sweep of American history will unmask your racism and defeat your efforts to take America back to a time that ill-defined and shamed us. American Exceptionalism is relentless in its advance, and you and your ilk are destined to be crushed by it.

    You’re just hooked on the rhetoric of the racist, black man in our White House, for it is he, not I or today’s conservatives, who trying to return America back to it’s darkest days.

    He does so in a lame, misguided attempt to destroy this country merely because his own foreign, muslim, communist, America hating ( basically mutt upbringing ) DNA makes him feel HE is on some mission from allah to see his diabolical manifesto through.

    When he cannot convince the ” real ” American people and our duly elected reps in Washington, he makes an end run around our Constitution, using executive orders, EPA directives, or by suing through his equally racist Holder run (un ) Justice department.

    You can watch all the ancient history as modern day justification left wing propaganda hit pieces you want. America STILL belongs to We the People, not Barack Hussein Obama ll, muslim infiltrators, illegal aliens or even YOU and your un – American liberal minded ilk.

    American Exceptionalism is a shunned and rideculed in Barack Obama’s amerika. It is us ” real ” Americans that encourage the American people to embrace this truly American phenmenon, not to let this racist in our White House deter you from who you and this country really are.

  • THE REAL ROYAL KING

    Barack Must Go said:
    You’re just hooked on the rhetoric of the racist, black man in our White House, for it is he, not I or today’s conservatives, who trying to return America back to it’s darkest days.

    He does so in a lame, misguided attempt to destroy this country merely because his own foreign, muslim, communist, America hating ( basically mutt upbringing ) DNA makes him feel HE is on some mission from allah to see his diabolical manifesto through.

    When he cannot convince the ” real ” American people and our duly elected reps in Washington, he makes an end run around our Constitution, using executive orders, EPA directives, or by suing through his equally racist Holder run (un ) Justice department.

    You can watch all the ancient history as modern day justification left wing propaganda hit pieces you want. America STILL belongs to We the People, not Barack Hussein Obama ll, muslim infiltrators, illegal aliens or even YOU and your un – American liberal minded ilk.

    American Exceptionalism is a shunned and rideculed in Barack Obama’s amerika. It is us ” real ” Americans that encourage the American people to embrace this truly American phenmenon, not to let this racist in our White House deter you from who you and this country really are.

    You haven’t convinced yourself, have you?

  • Barack Must Go

    THE REAL ROYAL KING said:
    You haven’t convinced yourself, have you?

    Forget about it. It’s France or Canada for you libs, your choice.

  • Nationman

    Barack Must Go said:
    What Stewart is doing here is shitting on America by once more lying about what is really wrong with race relations in this country, especially as they pertain to the racist, black husband & wife team living in our White House.

    Ted Nugent did not address Obama in his rant because Barack is black, he addressed him the same as Hillary, as a democrat. Stewart knows this, but jerks himself off anyway while implying what went on on the NJ Turnpike, that black activist fugitive breaking out of jail, fleeing to Cuba, Common visiting her, naming his daughter after her, and harboring ( spreading ) hatred of the white man in the black community is the same.

    It’s not the same…it’s total left wing bomb thrower bullshit.

    So the next time the white pigs blow away a jitterbugging kid in some American ghetto because that kid is feeling a bit too self righteous for his years, blame Stewart, Common and the racist, first black president along with his equally racist wife…….the white pig was just doing his job.

    A guy threatens the potus’ life and bmg sides with him. You really are a partisan hack.

  • Barack Must Go

    Porn Story: Jon Stewart Tries To Bang Bin Laden … But Other News Distracts Him … Once More Bin Laden Gets Away.

  • Barack Must Go

    Nationman said:
    A guy threatens the potus’ life and bmg sides with him. You really are a partisan hack.

    The other day your potass invited a guy into our White House that wrote and sings a song about setting former president Bush on fire, so don’t preach to me junebug.

  • Nationman

    Barack Must Go said:
    The other day your potass invited a guy into our White House that wrote and sings a song about setting former president Bush on fire, so don’t preach to me junebug.

    now we’re going into metaphors? what does “Don’t retreat reload” mean?

  • JazzyJim

    Barack Must Go said:
    What Stewart is doing here is shitting on America by once more lying about what is really wrong with race relations in this country, especially as they pertain to the racist, black husband & wife team living in our White House. Ted Nugent did not address Obama in his rant because Barack is black, he addressed him the same as Hillary, as a democrat. Stewart knows this, but jerks himself off anyway while implying what went on on the NJ Turnpike, that black activist fugitive breaking out of jail, fleeing to Cuba, Common visiting her, naming his daughter after her, and harboring ( spreading ) hatred of the white man in the black community is the same. It’s not the same…it’s total left wing bomb thrower bullshit. So the next time the white pigs blow away a jitterbugging kid in some American ghetto because that kid is feeling a bit too self righteous for his years, blame Stewart, Common and the racist, first black president along with his equally racist wife…….the white pig was just doing his job.

    Your hoods on too tight. Get some air.

  • JazzyJim

    Barack Must Go said:
    You’re just hooked on the rhetoric of the racist, black man in our White House, for it is he, not I or today’s conservatives, who trying to return America back to it’s darkest days. He does so in a lame, misguided attempt to destroy this country merely because his own foreign, muslim, communist, America hating ( basically mutt upbringing ) DNA makes him feel HE is on some mission from allah to see his diabolical manifesto through. When he cannot convince the ” real ” American people and our duly elected reps in Washington, he makes an end run around our Constitution, using executive orders, EPA directives, or by suing through his equally racist Holder run (un ) Justice department. You can watch all the ancient history as modern day justification left wing propaganda hit pieces you want. America STILL belongs to We the People, not Barack Hussein Obama ll, muslim infiltrators, illegal aliens or even YOU and your un – American liberal minded ilk. American Exceptionalism is a shunned and rideculed in Barack Obama’s amerika. It is us ” real ” Americans that encourage the American people to embrace this truly American phenmenon, not to let this racist in our White House deter you from who you and this country really are.

    You speak of Hannity’s AmeriKKKa. Go back to Glennbeckistan where you belong and hide under your rock.

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