Morning News Anchor Talks About Husband’s ‘Long Stabby Thing’ On Live TV

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by Colby Hall | 4:02 pm, February 18th, 2011

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What’s up with Australian television of late? Lately it seems to have become an untapped resource of cheeky on-air innuendo too nuanced for American airwaves. Earlier in the week we found a clip of a news anchor insulting a sports reporter over his “small thing,” and today we have another television personality bragging about her husband’s “long stabby thing.” And that paled in comparison to her cohort talking about how he’d deal with a theoretical intruder by “whacking him off from a distance.” Yup.

(H/T Reddit)

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TheNewCivility

Beavis and Butthead would approve.
TeaPartyPatriot

What’s up with Australian television of late?

..sounds like a bit of ignorance about Australia.
FACT: Australian mel gibson is ACTUALLY considered OVERLY POLITE, CONSTRAINED AND REFINED by the average aussie.
WildMan

Are these wild ‘n’ crazy Australians saying that the man of the house should stand in the front doorway and flash an intruder? Or do the wives grab their husband’s long thingy and stab the intruder with it? Seems to me that would be a gay thingy unless the intruder was some sexy ,good looking ‘HOT’ female. Then that would be adultry would it not? Unless one is one of them Mormon’s. Damn I am confused by all this thingy talk.
flagringo

so if the two guys made sexual innuendos about the women ….the guys would be fired…bitches..one way, woman on top…
Tedderman

I think they missed the real story here. If you lock your door each night and it opens its self repeatedly, you have a ghost. Sharp stabby things and wacking off won’t work. (unless it’s an incubus/sucubus situation perhaps) And for gods’ sake, doesn’t anyone in Austrailia own a gun?
Severian

Tedderman said:
And for gods’ sake, doesn’t anyone in Austrailia own a gun?

Australia, where they speak Austrian btw (source: Obama), has very strict gun laws. Crime has gone up since they passed the law a few years back.
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TeaPartyPatriot said:
What’s up with Australian television of late?

..sounds like a bit of ignorance about Australia.
FACT: Australian mel gibson is ACTUALLY considered OVERLY POLITE, CONSTRAINED AND REFINED by the average aussie.

I somehow doubt that, you ethnocentric jerk.
StewartIII

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