SNL‘s Julian Assange To The U.S.: You Got Me, Where’s Osama?

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by Ray Rahman | 12:36 am, December 12th, 2010

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Julian Assange knows how to get people’s attention. The WikiLeaks leader, played by Bill Hader through the spirit of Vincent Price, interrupted a message from Mastercard on last night’s Saturday Night Live to taunt the world once again. His bid in the slammer, he said, is unjustified, though perhaps inevitable. “For those who terrorize the United States, there’s nowhere to hide,” he expressed with regret. “America will find you and punish you.” Oh, but one caveat: “Unless, of course, your name is Osama bin Laden.”

Dressed less like a prisoner and more like a gate-crasher at a cocktail party, the world’s Hacker-in-Chief enumerated the various acts of havoc he planned to wreak, one for each additional day he spends in jail. Perpetually smug-looking, Assange sipped on tea as he threatened to tamper with the things we hold most dearly—like free porn.

The list of pranks he’s ready to pull on major websites is truly frightening. He held over consumers’ heads the prospect of being shipped the book Everybody Poops (Amazon), having to go to Cleveland (Orbitz), and bad profile pictures (Facebook). “You know that one profile picture that makes you look thin? Boom, gone.”

Watch the dastardly Julian Assange threaten to take the angry birds out of Angry Birds in the NBC video below.

Julian Assange, Mastercard, Saturday Night Live, Wikileaks

Kermit

so what else new….
Just4thefax

Fact: Allot of man on man scenes in this weeks show. Paul McCartny has that effect on them.
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SNL-stinks!
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Well, when you hare holding news conferences and appearing on TV, it really is not hard to find ya.
Michael Charles

Hey Notsoswift.

You realize that you’re not making sense, right?
Just4thefax

Michael Charles said:
Hey Notsoswift. You realize that you’re not making sense, right?

Fact: Are you? What a dipshit!
Judge Mental

This might be kinda sorta almost amusing, if it actually was the U.S. (rather than Sweden) that “got” Assange.
http://www.libertarianism.com/ Jack Burns

“For those who terrorize the United States, there’s nowhere to hide,” he expressed with regret. “America will find you and punish you?

Ahhh, Julian Assange was arrested by the Swedes wasn’t he??? What does that have to do with the United States?
Atticus Draco

Jack Burns said:
Ahhh, Julian Assange was arrested by the Swedes wasn’t he???

NOPE!
http://www.libertarianism.com/ Jack Burns

Atticus Draco said:
NOPE!

Ok who issued the warrant, ASS!
Atticus Draco

Jack Burns said:
Atticus Draco said:
NOPE!

Ok who issued the warrant, ASS!

i would explain it to ya,, but it’s easier just to call you stupid
Just4thefax

Jack Burns said:
Ok who issued the warrant, ASS!

Fact: Liberals Forrest Gump syndrome!
http://www.libertarianism.com/ Jack Burns

Atticus Draco said:
i would explain it to ya,, but it’s easier just to call you stupid

Ahh I see. You have no idea. Should have guessed from your first lengthy post….

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-11977406

pay particular attention to this part,

Mr Assange was detained in London on Tuesday after Sweden secured an international warrant for his arrest.
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Typical Progressive. Lazy when it comes to any type of work other then name calling….
Atticus Draco

Jack Burns said:
Atticus Draco said:
i would explain it to ya,, but it’s easier just to call you stupid

Ahh I see. You have no idea. Should have guessed from your first lengthy post….

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-11977406

pay particular attention to this part,

Mr Assange was detained in London on Tuesday after Sweden secured an international warrant for his arrest.
.
Typical Progressive. Lazy when it comes to any type of work other then name calling….

i mean this guy is stupid,, but now he is purposely being stupid,,
amirite?
Kermit

Michael Charles said:
Hey Notsoswift.

You realize that you’re not making sense, right?

Notsosmart does that all the time, makes statements that don’t make any sense and then thinks he is being smart…. poor guy…
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No biggie here, Osama bin Laden is retired and hiding in Saudi Arabia and if anyone squeals on him as to his whereabouts, they will be beheaded at sun-down. WikiLeaks should check this out. They could get a great reward plus time off for cooperation.
AngelPeters

LOL. Osama bin Laden. Bush failed to find him. Obama hasn’t found him. American intelligence isn’t all the great.
skyfet

notsofast said:
Well, when you hare holding news conferences and appearing on TV, it really is not hard to find ya.

The last time I checked Osama constantly and regularly appeared on TV when ‘W’ was supposedly looking for him. I guess you have amnesia when it comes to remembering actual incident.
skyfet

Atticus Draco said:
i mean this guy is stupid,, but now he is purposely being stupid,,
amirite?

If the Sweeds didn’t order his arrest via Interpol, Assange would still be walking around London as a freeman. While the US would just be there, unable to do anything, because he hasn’t broken any law. The one that broke the law is locked up, the Army analyst that leaked it to Assange.
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AngelPeters said:
LOL. Osama bin Laden. Bush failed to find him. Obama hasn’t found him. American intelligence isn’t all the great.

They really don’t want to find him. I mean he represents the “Big Bad Wolf” and if they found him, then what would the american sheep, I mean the mass majority of Americans, have to be mad at?
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It would be really hard to dig up a dead man and prosecute him. After all, he’s so much more effective as a boogie man under the bed. So Osama will stay hidden and never found. He will continue to release “tapes” any time we need the Right to start getting scared that he’s coming after them again. After all, fear IS our greatest weapon against our own citizens.

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JulianAssange

That is not Julian Assange. Julian Assange would never takeover the airwaves. And furthermore Julian Assange did not engage in sexual misconduct. He just wikileaked them bitches.
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