1. Mediaite
  2. Gossip Cop
  3. Geekosystem
  4. Styleite
  5. SportsGrid
  6. The Mary Sue
  7. The Jane Dough
  8. The Braiser
Advertisement

Snooki Gives Letterman 10 Reasons Why We Should Read A Book By A Person Named Snooki

video
» 3 comments

Taking the risk in assuming people who watch reality series can also read, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, star of MTV’s Jersey Shore, has released a novel entitled A Shore Thing. While the book will eventually be required reading for all college literature classes (an entire week of discussions will be used to analyze just the pun in the title alone), right now, it just needs to sell. So, Snooki showed up to deliver the Top 10 on the Late Show last night, listing ten reasons why you should read her opus.

While the Top 10 featured jokey reasons like Snooki promising to “grind” on anybody who shows the receipt to her at a nightclub, any real reason to buy the novel could be found last night on the Twitter page of The A.V. Club’s head writer, Nathan Rabin. Rabin tweeted a few excerpts from the book, one of which was a sex scene on the beach while the other detailed a trip to a nightclub that was ruined by a bout of explosive diarrhea.

Man, I’m seriously going to go back to college one day just to unwrap the marvels of this book.

Check out the segment from CBS below:

(h/t Business Insider)

Follow us on Twitter.

Sign up for Mediaite's daily newsletter.

Email Twitter Facebook Digg Reddit Stumble Upon Yahoo Buzz LinkedIn Tumblr Delicious
  • Nachi

    It is small wonder that she appeals greatly to the Murcuhn mentality.

  • Alric_IV

    I do not understand the fame of this person, Snooki. The first time I ever heard of her was on a SNL skit, when Seth Meyers interviews one of the other male cast members dressed up in a ridiculously overdone outfit, with piled hair and orange skin. I thought this was a character made up out of whole clothe, so I didn’t really get the joke. Now Snooki’s fame has achieved critical mass, and she’s showing up everywhere. She has absolutely no appeal to me. She’s probably a nice girl, face to face, without all this nonsense attached. But she is totally ordinary, and she has absolutely no charisma. How the hell did this happen?

  • http://secretsex.6te.net/ secretsex.6te.net

    HA……What? Snooki Gives Letterman 10 Reasons Why We Should Read A Book By A Person Named Snooki

© 2012 Mediaite, LLC | About Us | Advertise | Newsletter | Jobs | Privacy | User Agreement | Disclaimer | Power Grid FAQ | Contact | Archives | RSS RSS
Dan Abrams, Founder | Power Grid by Sound Strategies | Hosting by Datagram