We don’t have nearly enough Dumb Crime on the food beat, so we get really excited whenever something involving pastry, mostly illegal drugs, and the worst 911 call ever happens.
Basically, there’s a new series in TLC’s “let’s gawk at freaks” programming mill called Outrageous 911, which pairs together horrendous reenactments with real-life idiotic 911 calls.
Once upon a time, a law enforcement officer working in a drug division took home pot that he confiscated from a crime scene, baked them up into a batch of brownies with his wife, ate the whole pan of brownies, and then called 911 because he thought they were “overdosing” on marijuana, “dying,” and/or already dead.
Please observe the results in the clip courtesy of Entertainment Tonight below, and please, leave cooking your marijuana foods to the professionals.
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