This clip of Adam Richman on Fox 5 Las Vegas was revealing in two important ways. One, we learn what local Fox News is like in Las Vegas, by which we mean that our suspicions about what local Fox News is like in Las Vegas are confirmed.
Local Fox News in Las Vegas involves celebrities spinning a Michael Jackson-themed slot machine on air to win charity money, and a shouty, blonde, modelesque anchor, who really shouts an awful lot.
Why would Adam Richman make an appearance on such a farcical news broadcast, you may ask? Well, he’s hosting the first World Food Championships held in Vegas, and the man’s gotta hustle somewhere.
But he also revealed his SAT score on the broadcast, so we’re totally on board with his embarrassing display of Michael Jackson moves. What kind of numbers was an Emory undergrad/Yale grad student racking up back in the day? (Yes, Adam Richman is a total smartypants.)
In the neighborhood of 610 Math | 640 Verbal for a total of (remember this was back when the SATs were out of 1600) 1250! Brush your shoulders, off, Adam! That’s a decent score even by Smart Kid Standards! Consider us impressed.
Watch the clip below if you wonder what it must be like to live in Vegas on the regular.
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