The new season of Food Network Star premieres this week and in anticipation, the typically polite and well-mannered Alton Brown spent Sunday night engaging in a slightly one-sided trash-talking sesh with his competitors Bobby Flay and Giada De Laurentiis. Here’s our roundup of Alton’s best burns of the evening:
The #TeamBobby and #TeamGiada shirts were make with velcro closures for fast and easy changing of allegiance. @FoodNetwork
No #TeamAlton shirts were produced. Just one branding iron.
#TeamAlton doesn’t need many fans…we just need loyal fans. Give me a dozen true believers and I’ll storm the gates of Flavortown.
#TeamAlton is made up of folks who would have never, ever gotten on @FoodNetwork any other way. And that was by design. #Star.
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