Breakfast Links: Alex Guarnaschelli’s Butter Midtown Gets Slammed

Former downtown hot spot Butter is lukewarm in Midtown (New York Post)
Steve Cuozzo is not impressed.

Bon Appetit’s Andrew Knowlton Eats at Prime Meats Every Day, Goes to Bed With Cheetos (Grub Street)
Andrew Knowlton is the star of this week’s Grub Street diet, if you can get past the photo of his beautiful rugged face.

Toronto man gets suspended sentence for masturbating while holding a cucumber in public library (New York Daily News)
“Asked if he posed a threat to staff, Constable David Hopkinson of Toronto Police, said: ‘I don’t think he had any free hands to make a threat.'”

Proof That The Coconut Oil Craze Has Gotten Out Of Hand
(HuffPost Food)
Coconut oil mayo seems like it would be a delight.

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