Breakfast Links: Chobani Yogurt, Like Gay People, Banned from Sochi Olympics

Russia Blocks Yogurt Bound for U.S. Athletes (NYT)
A shipment of Chobani Greek yogurt is being held up in Newark, blocked by Russian customs officials that refuse to let the gay terrorist yogurt enter Sochi. With Sen. Charles Schumer (D-NY) outraged and involved, this is bound to turn into an international incident.

Subway Says It’s Removing Chemical from Bread (AP)
The chemical in particular: azodicarbonamide, a bleaching agent “also used to make yoga mats and shoe rubber.” So THAT’S why Subway shops always have that new car smell!

Bring the Magic of Serendipity 3’s Frozen Hot Chocolate Home (YumSugar)
Because it’s almost Valentine’s Day and there’s nothing you want more than to pretend that you’re in fanciful New York where true love happens.

Opening Report: Ladurée’s Fancy New Macaron Shop Is Now Open in NYC (Eater)
Speaking of fanciful New York romanticism that persisted through Sex and the City

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