Breakfast Links: Jimmy Kimmel’s Incredible Barbecue Crawl

Behold Jimmy Kimmel’s Epic East Austin Barbecue Crawl (Eater Austin)
Apparently he’s shooting a segment about Texas’s barbecue scene with sidekick Guillermo, to air during SXSW.

USDA Reports That Americans Eat A Lot Of Pizza, To No One’s Surprise (The Huffington Post)
The biggest culprit: white males. (Also not a surprise.)

Maryland Looking to Ban Grain Alcohol (The Daily Meal)
Welp, it looks like Maryland isn’t friendly to Flaming Dr. Peppers. We’ll just take our business ELSEWHERE.

Zabar’s Introduces a Cronut Knockoff of its Own (Serious Eats)
But…but…it’s square

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