Breakfast Tweets: Guy Fieri’s Best Friend Wins an Oscar

Matthew McConaughey wins his first Oscar: ‘Alright, alright, alright’ (The Washington Post)
He may have won Best Actor for Dallas Buyers Club, but we still can’t look at him without thinking “Guy Fieri Bongo Life Partner.” (LEO WAS ROBBED.)

Ellen DeGeneres Throws A Pizza Party At The Oscars, Gets A Helping Hand From Brad Pitt (HuffPost)
In case you missed Harrison Ford stealing a pizza last night. (LEO WAS ROBBED.)

An inside look at the Oscars and its parties (Page Six)
And here’s what happens at all those hot Hollywood Oscar orgies afterparties.

This Is London’s First Cat Cafe, Lady Dinah’s Cat Emporium (Wired)
1: People REALLY love their cats. 2: LEO WAS ROBBED.

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