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WATCH: GMA Is Doing Segments On Ice Porn, So That Cocktail Trend Is Officially Dead

Sorry, The Aviary. All things bright and beautiful, hip and trendy, viral and meme-tastic, once they hit the morning news show circuit, are offically dead in the water. See: this, this, this, or this.

So, while we were once mesmirized by The Aviary’s ice room, and binge-watched their ice porn documentary short until we forked over $200 for a Japanese spherical ice ball maker from Williams-Sonoma, we now know it’ll only be a few short months until we start seeing 2-inch diameter ice balls in Applebee’s SkinnyBee Margarita. Sigh.

Check out the death of clever cocktail science below.

RELATED: WATCH: What Happens In The Aviary’s Ice Room?

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