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PHOTO: Danny Bowien Had A Ridiculously Cute Baby Yesterday


As you can tell, we are 100% unable to use our words and therefore do our work, because holy kung pao pastrami, Batman, this announcement just came down from on high (“on high” = Twitter):

We’re dying. Dead. We’ve died.

Congratulations to Papa Bowien and his babymama/wifey Youngmi Mayer!


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