WATCH: This Is What A Romantic Night With Danny Bowien And His Lady Looks Like

While we have Gabriele Stabile to thank for the gooftastic wonder that is Danny Bowien, Christina Tosi, Courtney McBroome, and Karlie Kloss in AmerAppar spandex teaching an instructional exercise video, she also shot this slightly more serious day-in-the-life-of-Mr.-Bowien piece for The New Yorker. The best part by far? The end, where we get to see Danny out on the town with his mystery lady. Ooooh. [Insert obnoxious fourth grade kissy noises here.]

[New Yorker]

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