No, he did not.
But this mug shot of Alinea and Next co-owner Nick Kokonas, channeling his best impersonation of James Franco’s character from Spring Breakers (what we wouldn’t give to see Kokonas with a grill), popped up on his Facebook as a teaser for “the next video.” Next video for what? Oh man, TELL us.
Our guess: Next constantly creates video trailers for its themed menus, and since the next one is vegan-themed, we can only assume that Kokonas is some sort of alfalfa thug in a production maybe called Miami Rice.
To consolidate his newfound status as an OG, he also posted this photo:
It we’re right, we look forward to the first non-brooding Next video in the history of ever.
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