Note: most of them are not chefs; 40% of them are cartoons. Which makes this list doubly awesome.
Among the non-chefs: Jack Tripper from Three’s Company, who’s mostly just on the list so that Eddie can vent his irrationally severe vendetta against him for offensively portraying the gay community. (Preach.) Geoffrey the Butler, AKA, the real star of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. And our personal favorite:
“2. Heisenberg and Captain Cook from Breaking Bad
This duo is running the trendiest food business of all-time: A one item food service establishment fronting as Los Pollos Hermanos, like some speakeasy shit flipping the illest glass in town. Everyone else in the faux-storefront game needs to just quit. Beauty & Essex, PDT, Bodega, y’all are cool, but until you’re selling 99.1% pure Blue Sky, say his motherfucking name: HEISENBERG!”
Cartoons include Remy from Ratatouille (natch), Kung Fu Panda’s dad, and Michelangelo. Yes, of TMNT fame. Because Eddie’s a party dude (party!), obviously.
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