WATCH: Emeril’s Root Beer Rib Glaze Leaves GMA Anchors Moaning And Useless

Emeril Lagasse festively served up ribs barbecued three ways in Central Park this morning with the whole GMA gang, but it was one dry rub/glaze combination in particular that rendered the anchors totally unable to use their words for several uncomfortable, moan-filled seconds.

The barbecue sauce that left the GMA segment sounding like a porn set was a root beer-bourbon glaze involving pepper jelly, vanilla bean, bay leaf, cinnamon sticks, cloves, pepper sauce, Worcestershire sauce, and the zest and juice of lemon and orange. See? Now you’re a drooling mess, too. Emeril’s dry rub consisted of paprika (pimenton, if you’re fancy), cayenne pepper, black pepper, garlic powder, onion powder, salt, oregano, and thyme.

His other two barbecue styles were Who Cares Because Everyone’s Mouth Is Full Of Pork And Sauce And Making Thickly Appreciative Sounds. Check out the clip below.

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