Anthony Bourdain is back, bitches. And he’s going all in in India.
And sure, we can talk about all the vegetarian dishes he gets to snack on in the season premiere of Parts Unknown, or we can show you this danger-defying clip of him scaling the Himalayas — we pick the Himalayas. After all, it’s a real purdy view. But man, we would not want to be traveling in that Winnebago of death. BOURDAIN IS LIVING ON THE EDGE, Y’ALL.
Oh, and of all the ways to describe being shit-in-your-pants scared, this is most definitely our favorite: “If knees could vomit with terror, they would be. They would be vomiting with terror right now.”
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