Today In Unnecessary Guy Fieri Products: Squeeze Bottles

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Now, all your sauces can be donkified! Because Guy Fieri is expanding his line of branded products, which already includes jewelry, into the squeeze-bottle market. Why have a plain, old restaurant supply store plastic bottle holding your spicy mayo when you can have an off the chain squeeze bottle featuring a rad koi fish?

They come in both clear with black-printed designs and clear with white-printed designs, for when you need a visual on your sauce. Plus, at $9.95 for a three-pack on Amazon, anyone can turn their kitchen into a one-man Tex Wasabi. Somebody get @DadBoner on the marketing campaign, stat.

[Huffington Post]

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