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WATCH: Conan’s Right, This Guy Is To Blame For All Of Our Problems

Fair warning: watching this video will give you hiccups. The painful kind. It’s not necessarily grotesque to watch a man aspirate hot dogs whole, but it’s definitely gastro-intestinally disruptive. And maybe a little disturbing.

Thankfully, he can be used to make an example of how and why China dominates the US in the field of advancement, pretty much across the board. Enter Conan O’Brien, with a segment he likes to call “Why China Is Kicking Our Ass.”

Check out the clip below. Note: We’ve decided that the sound is the worst part. Maybe view on mute.

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