WATCH: John C. Reilly Pulled Off Dream Heist, Robbed a Boxcar Full of Sugar Cereal

John C. Reilly appeared on Conan last night to do the South Side of Chicago proud. He regaled us with the story of the time that, as a 12-year-old neighborhood delinquent, he and his fellow rascals discovered a padlocked boxcar full of sugary cereal sitting on the train tracks in their neighborhood overnight. We’d explain how that lead to John C. Reilly’s crew suffering instant-onset diabetes, but he obviously tells the story better himself. Check out the clip below.

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