Even food people are probably aware that vampire Rob Pattinson recently broke up with his human lover Kristen Stewart after paparazzi photos revealed that she’d been cheating on him with her Snow White director Rupert Sanders. Ever since the story broke, Pattinson hasn’t spoken with the media…until last night, when he made an appearance on The Daily Show to promote his new movie Cosmopolis.
Jon Stewart, thoughtful bubbe that he is, decided that the poor mensch didn’t need any more schnoerrs on his tuchus about that breakup (particularly with the line of teenage girls crowded outside the studio’s exit), and sat down with his two favorite gentlemen, Ben & Jerry’s, for some emotional catharsis. “The last time I had a bad breakup, Ben and Jerry got me through some of the tougher times,” Stewart said over some melted Cherry Garcia. “So I thought you and I could bond over this and talk about, ‘Boy you are better off. Kick her to the curb, whatever.'”
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