Like a weird, two-days-after-it’s-supposed-to-be-finished surprise menses, Christmas came back for a quick sec this year. You may recall how, earlier this month, Food & Wine Magazine tapped Justin Warner to rap the food news like some saintly Snoop Maddow. It was fantastic, but we guess journalism is dying or whatever, because he’s been booted from the anchor desk in favor of crafting custom-made culinary raps by request according to your own personal food fetishes.
You can tweet him at @EatFellowHumans with a prompt (#FWxRaps), and that way you, lucky consumer of media, could receive your own personal stanza of thoughtfully articulated food rap. Check out Justin’s call to arms below.
WATCH: Justin Warner Takes Best Parts of Snoop and Rachel Maddow, Raps Food News
Breakfast Tweets: Justin Warner Just Needs a Night to His Tennis Wii, Okay?
WATCH: Justin Warner Tells Us about the Time He Made Prison Hooch While Shooting Food Network Star
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