Football season is so three hours ago, and Justin Warner rapping food news is the new Budweiser puppy. Food & Wine Magazine — who first brought us J-Dolla Sign, the rapping pope — finally got him back on the mic (and by “the mic” we mean “a MacBook”), serving up last week’s hottest food news in a tight, Super Bowl commercial-ready 30-second clip.
It’s the best of rap, the best of journalism, the best of pop culture, and it perfectly captures the bizarro zeitgeist of food media. Occupy this space with us and check out the vid below, courtesy of Food & Wine.
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