Last Call: Police Break Up Swarm Of Eagles Attacking Truck Full Of Raw Salmon, Three Guesses As To Where This Happened

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KUCB: If you said “Alaska,” congratulations! You just won a brand new pickup truck filled with salmon!

New York Times: Video killed the radio star. Internet killed the video star. And now, apparently, foodies are quietly killing the rock star. Dude. It’s not our fault that pork belly love never dies.

Grub Street: Have you always wanted to watch a toddler’s reaction to tasting vegemite for the first time in slow motion? The answer to this question is yes, you just didn’t know it yet.

Huffington Post: New York City’s House of Cupcakes created a winkingly indulgent 35,800 calorie “Mayor Bloomberg Cupcake,” complete with the Mayor’s face on it. His response: “This is one of the dumbest things people have done.” This is why no one likes you, B.

The Daily Meal: Imagine a burger, except the beef patty is made of ramen noodles, the lettuce/tomato/onions are made of char siu pork, and the diner’s stomach is made of regret. Sadly, this is real.

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