Flavorwire: Peep this footage of life at the Bluth Frozen Banana Stand, now in New York City promoting Arrested Development’s new season on Netflix. What’s that? You don’t want to? You’re a chicken. Koo-koo-ka-chah.
Chicagoist: In what might prove to be a feeble effort to breathe a wisp of life back into the tragically withering Taste of Chicago, Rick Bayless, Carrie Nahabedian, Paul Kahan, Giuseppe Tentori, Gale Gand, The Hearty Boys and Brian Huston have teamed up to serve the “Mazda6 Celebrity Chef du Jour” series — three-course meals for 40 bucks from the aforementioned fancy chefs. Here’s hoping it’s enough to recapture The Taste of yore.
Geekosystem: Perhaps John can bulk up his iron intake with the $325,000 synthetic hamburger, which no cows are harmed in the process of making. Does that count?
Eater: Gordon Ramsay walked out on a Kitchen Nightmares restaurant during an episode because he deemed it beyond saving, causing the owners to totally lose their minds on Facebook after getting slammed by Yelpers and Redditors alike. It’s the best old person all-caps rage ever.
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