Eater: An LA Times food writer attempted to troll Julia Child’s Mastering the Art of French Cooking by creating a list of “15 gross-sounding dishes”. Unfortunately, her list consisted of things like “braised lettuce” and “flambeed kidneys” and foodies everywhere got annoyed. The lesson here: it’s impossible to troll Julia Child.
io9: The scientific way to make green eggs, for nerds and Dr. Seuss fans everywhere. Looks gross, tastes… well, tastes like eggs.
Grub Street: An inventor is suing Heinz Ketchup for ripping off his “CondiCup” dispenser to make their “Dip & Squeeze” packaging. Considering how annoying those things are, we’re not sure bragging about inventing them is the way to go.
Serious Eats: Kim Jong Un has lifted the nation-wide ban on pizza in North Korea. Now it really is always sunny all the time there.
New York Post: A man who killed his wife choked to death on his sister-in-law’s chicken cutlets. Karma, ladies and gentlemen.
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