Last Call: We’re Suing You For Telling People That We Make Pink Slime

Food Safety News: Beef Product Inc., makers of what we all know as pink slime, has sued ABC News for their Lean Finely Textured Beef expose, which they claim is “a sustained and vicious campaign” against them. The real kicker? They’re suing for $1.2 billion. BILLION.

Huffington Post: In what can only be viewed as an obvious effort to make Savannah Guthrie feel better about her food snobbery, Jerry Seinfeld and Colin Quinn, too, are skeptical about blood sausage in their latest episode of Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee.

Eater: Shake Shack opens across the street from Yale University, just in time for some stress-eating Ivy Leaguers to gain That Fifteen everybody in college talks about. In Shack Veritas, indeed.

Tech Crunch: Siri can now make margaritas, thanks to some hackers who have nothing better to do with their time than turn their sexy phones into their unwitting alcohol slaves.

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