Good morning! We’re back. Here’s what’s happening on the internet this morning:
Some guy on Craigslist has a fantasy where he’s Guy Fieri, he goes into a diner, and the rest plays out like a porno where you spend the night in Flavortown. He’s looking for someone to role play with, and he’s spent a pile of cash redecorating his apartment to look like a diner for the occasion.
The Burger King nugget-stealing hero who won the internet yesterday is just a prankster. He was transporting nuggets from one location to another and decided to see how far he could take it. Given the epic amount of coverage…pretty far.
First We Feast
Apparently, teenagers in Tennessee are now drinking gasoline mixed with their Mountain Dew. It’s a bad idea. If you didn’t know not to do that…um…don’t do that.
Have a tip we should know? email@example.com