This morning, Marcel Vigneron tweeted that someone assaulted him at a Hollywood 24-Hour Fitness.
“Just when I thought Hollywood was safe… Some rando threw a tall boy at my face,” he said, using the bro term for 16 oz. beer cans, as well as posting the above photo.
We will say, as people who have jokingly suggested harmful actions against Mr. Vigneron in the past, we are appalled by the behavior of his assailant. (We even feel a tiny bit guilty.)
This is not Marcel’s first experience with flying vessels of booze. He’s been assaulted by random Top Chef fans since 2007.
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