WATCH: David Letterman Paws Martha Stewart, Learns About Selfies

Martha Stewart is a sexy grandma, and so we’re unashamed to admit that we felt a little sassy inside watching charming lech David Letterman squeeze her thighs in that tickly spot just above the knees when she invited him to feel the texture of her suede pants on last night’s Late Show.

She also taught him the art of the selfie, so, you know, flirting in one’s twilight years looks essentially the same as when you were in middle school.

Check out Martha’s appearance in two parts below.

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This is the Best, Most Educational Take-Down of Martha Stewart’s Food Photography
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