Valentine’s Day is the worst, obviously. If you’re single, it reminds you of that. If you’re dating someone, you have to spend exorbitant amounts of money in a restaurant to eat something that will cost literally half the amount tomorrow. But there’s one ticket in town that literally could not be more worth it: Chef Jacques La Merde at Mile End Deli in Manhattan.
GUYS IF U LIKE FOODS THAT CONTAIN MODIFIED MILK INGREDIENTS AND A WHOLE LOT OF LOVE U BETTER COME SEE ME AND MY FRERE FROM ANOTHER MERE @therealtonybacon THIS VALENTINES DAY @mileenddeli!!!! DONT SIT AT HOME CRYIN AND LISTENIN TO PHIL COLLINS WHEN U CAN COME GET MESSED UP ON GRAPE DRANK AND HUEY LEWIS!!!!!! ITS NOT A POP UP!!!! ITS A ONE NIGHT STAND!!! #milenddeli #valentines #nyc #yolo #brolo #philcollins #merdeonthemove
Chef Jacques La Merde is an Instagram star whose name translated means “Chef Jacques the Sh*t.” She pokes fun at high end dining, calling everything soigné and making beautiful looking plates out of junk. Popular dishes include “A LARGEISH SLAB OF VELVEETA CHEEZE W/ TINY LEAFS, SOME BITS OF ALLIUM, FROZEN PEAS AND BEEF JERKEY.”
The person behind the account is actual chef Christine Flynn who shocked the world and broke the internet when she went on Top Chef this season and revealed that she’s…a SHE! Can you even believe it?! Omg! A woman!
If you are cool, this is where you’ll be on VDay. There are seatings at 6:00 and 8:30, and tickets are $125.
According to Vogue, menu items may include things like “black-seed Doritos-flavored bagel bite romanced with ranch dipping sauce and fancy leaves.”
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