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WATCH: Orlando Couple Busted Having Sex On A Restaurant Table In Front Of Children

A couple dining on the patio of a restaurant called Paddy Murphy’s in an “upscale family community” in Orlando started having sex in the middle of racking up their $101 bar tab. Children were present. Police were called. No parents were willing to file statements with the police, which means two things. One, the couple isn’t facing any charges for the public sex act, and two, we don’t know the logistics of how they were arranged, which we desperately, desperately wanted to understand.

They, like Eric Ripert, lay it all on the table.

[h/t New York Daily News]

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