WATCH: Pat LaFrieda Should Become an Adjunct Professor of Beefonomics

Pat LaFrieda stopped by Bloomberg TV to calm everyone’s bitch ass down re: skyrocketing beef prices. This was effective because 1) he’s very dapper, 2) he has a soothing voice, and 3) he looks like he probably smells really good. No, but seriously. If you’re confused about why beef is expensive, want to know when it’s going to stop being expensive, or are curious about how it gets to be expensive, all you have to do is watch Pat don his Professor of Beefonomics hat below. It’s completely captivating.

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