WATCH: Roy Choi ROASTS Top Chef New Orleans Contestants During Their Quickfire

Please send care packages full of salves and ointment c/o The Magical Elves to each and every Top Chef-testant in the final five, because they just got BURNT by Roy Choi.

The founder of LA’s Kogi BBQ truck guest-judged last night’s Quickfire Challenge, in which each cheftestant had to compose a po’ boy sandwich in his or her own voice, using flavors representative of their experience as a chef.

None blew him away, and he had no qualms blurting out, “Y’all [bleeped] this [bleep] up” on television.

Check out parts one and two of his searing critique below.

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