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Sarah Palin Thinks Purgatory is Vegan, No Place To Discuss Minimum Wage Increases

If you ever wondered how Sarah Palin would sound articulating opinions on Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth Warren’s “11 Tenets of Progressivism” through a McDonald’s drive-thru headset, our sister site Mediaite reported on Palin’s weekend improv performance. In under a minute, the  former Governor of Alaska shared nine excerpts from her opinions on the Senator’s call for livable wages for fast-food workers.

Yes, this is an actual transcript. Watch the full video below.

We believe?!…

Wait, I thought fast food joints…

Don’t you guys think that they’re like of the Devil or something?…

That’s what…

Liberals! You want to send those evil employees who would dare work at a fast food joint that you just don’t believe in…

Thought you wanted to, I dunno, send them to Purgatory or something…

So they all go vegan!…

And wages and picket lines, they’re not often discussed in Purgatory, are they?..

I dunno, why are you even worried about fast food wages?…

 

We’ll just let that sink in for a bit.

[Mediaite]

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