Stop What You’re Doing, Trumplings Exist
Don’t you want to see that face on a dumpling now? It’s time to “Make America Taste Great Again!”
There is only one website you need to be on today, and possibly forever. It’s Trumplings.com. It’s a website where Donald Trump dumplings, or Trumplings, appear as if from nowhere with just a click, and deliver to you some of his greatest hits.
Go to the site. We dare you to not spend the next 10 minutes clicking the “One More” button over and over.
Mimi Cheng’s, can this be the February special?
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