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The Best Stand Up Comedy Bits About Food, IV

We’re back with another roundup of some of the best standup comedy bits revolving around food. We thought we’d be done by this point, but these comedians just can’t stop with the food thing. Presented without comment, The Best Stand Up Comedy Bits About Food, IV.

Editor’s note: Lots of NSFW words ahead!

1. George Carlin – Blue Food

“Blue cheese? No. Blue cheese is white cheese with a bunch of mold in it.”

 

2. Brian Regan – Fig Newtons

“I eat Fig Newtons by the sleeve.”

 

3. Chris Rock – The Big Piece of Chicken

We can’t embed this one, click here to watch it!

4. Kyle Kinane – Cheddar Bay Biscuits

“In my heart of hearts, I hope that somewhere in this world, there really is a geographic location known as Cheddar Bay.”

 

7. Greg Giraldo – Obesity Epidemic

“You ever try to get one cheeseburger at one of these fast food places? It’s impossible.”

6. Jim Gaffigan – Bologna

“It’s not just meat, it’s an insult.”

Related:

The Best Stand-Up Comedy Bits About Food, Part 1

The Best Stand-Up Comedy Bits About Food, Part Deux

The Funniest Stand-Up Comedy Bits About Food, The Thirdenning

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