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The Best Stand-Up Comedy Bits About Food, Part Deux

We’re back with more funny. We love talking about food, and as it turns out, so do stand-up comedians. If you missed Part 1 of this series, go watch the videos now. Done? Okay, great. Welcome back. We’ve rounded up another group of great food jokes, and are presenting them in no particular order. Check out the videos:

1. Jim Gaffigan – Bacon

“Even the frying of bacon sounds like applause.”

 

2. Kyle Kinane – Eating Pancakes out of a Garbage Bag

“Just a garbage bag filled with pancakes.”

 

3. Jerry Seinfeld – McDonald’s

“We all get it, you’ve sold a lot of hamburgers.”

 

4. Hannibal Burress: Pickle Juice

“I have a surplus of pickle juice in my apartment.”

 

5. Chris Rock – Krispy Kreme

“Krispy Kreme donuts are so good, if I told you right now they had crack in it, you’d go, ‘I knew something was up.'”

 

6. Louis C.K. – Eating Habits

“I weighed myself today…why?”

 

7. Janeane Garofalo – Evil Cake

“The cake. Is not staying. In this house.”

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