The Best Takedown of ‘Foodies,’ Ever

“Breathing? Air? I’m totally a breath-ie! Breathing’s my f*cking jam!”

If you ever needed to crucify foodies (you know, the very same subset of annoying people that we belong to), comedian Joe Mande has done it perfectly. Because yes, if you weren’t a foodie, you would have died already. So store this away in your backpocket for a rainy, “f*ck the foodies” kind of day. Go ahead, check it out on Soundcloud.

[Food Republic]

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