We’re back, and we’ve got more food-related stand-up bits for you to take you into the weekend. In case you were wondering, yes. “Hot Pocket” is on this list.
1. Dane Cook – Burger King
Despite our feelings on Cook, this joke is good. One of our favorite lines: “I called it the BK Lounge.”
2. Mitch Hedberg – Pringles
“I think Pringles’ initial intention was to make tennis balls.” Truer words have never been spoken.
3. Jim Gaffigan – Hot Pocket
You knew this one was coming. “Tonight’s specials: We have a seabass which is broiled, and we have a Hot Pocket which was cooked in a dirty microwave.”
4. Patton Oswalt: KFC Famous Bowls
“Yes? We can pile that in a bowl? But we can also arrange it on a plate like you’re an adult with self-respect and dignity.” ‘Nuff said.
5. Aziz Ansari – Cold Stone
“I couldn’t even get a small, because their sizes are ‘Like It,’ ‘Love It,’ and ‘GOTTA HAVE IT.’ What kind of crackhead terminology is that?” Have you ever had a ‘Gotta Have It’ Birthday Cake Remix? It might actually end you.
Have we missed any? Let us know!
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